I TRIED

Once upon a time in 2009 the remaining Quaranta family went to Italy for vacations...everything flows smoothly until one morning...

My sisters and I were taking care of Sir Lorenzo, our nephew, when suddenly Esy looks at my hair and while pulling out something white and fluffy says,
"Val, why do you have feathers in your hair?"
" It was that STUPID duvet...no one told me it was broken so I used it last night and I woke up full of feathers!!"
"You could have done a better job at taking them out!!" she replied while laughing
"I TRIED OK...I TRIED!!!!"

And as Esy says..." And so perished Macbeth."

Fine della favola. (You can all go home now)